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HAPPY FRIDAY-05/25/2007
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IT TAKES ALL KINDS
WHERE’S THE DORITOS TRUCK WHEN YA NEED IT?
Rail cars had a major spill in downtown Denver. BEER! It seems
like a waste of perfectly good Coors.
DOUBLE THE PLEASURE
A 60 year old woman has given birth to twin boys.
Frieda Birnbaum has 3 other kids, 6,29 and 33.
In an odd coincidence it’s ONE year to the day that a
59 year old woman also from New Jersey gave birth to twins.
Of course the twins are 24 and starting college this fall.
MORE BABY NEWS
For the 2nd time in 17 months, Stephanie Green
just can’t wait to have a baby, or at least her baby Zaria can’t
wait.
She gave birth in the car for the 2nd time. Mom and
baby doing fine.
We think the traffic jam has now cleared.
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BBQ Season is here:
Here’s the rules: Happy Memorial Day Weekend
BBQ rules
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and
makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes
it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
Here comes the important part:
(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine....
(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is
burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he
deals with the
situation.
Important again:
(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE
WOMAN.
More routine....
(8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils,
napkins,
sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the
dishes.
And most important of all:
10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking
efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."
And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some
women....
PRINCE CHARLES IN WAX
Maddame Tussaud’s is the place. This one is green created with
recycled was,
82 pounds of organic bees wax, and 55 pounds of clay. Artists
used
orange pigments to color the skin and worked with their hands,
only in daylight to cut down on electricity use.
They also rode bicycles to meetings to cut down on gas usage.
Cost $298,000, about normal.
WORLD RECORD CELL CALL
Climber Rod Baber made a call and sent a text message
from the top of Mount Everest. He called his wife and kids in
England.
He had to tape the batteries to his body so they wouldn’t
freeze.
SAFEST STATES:
5) Wyoming
4) New Hampshire
3) Maine
2) Vermont
1) North Dakota (unless you try to use your dauber on the wrong
Bingo card)
IMPOSSIBLE
QUESTION?
Q.
According to a recent survey of bosses, nothing lowers
a woman's chance at a promotion in the workplace more than
this...
A.
Wearing a miniskirt!
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This Day in history: 5/25
1951 New York Giant
Willie Mays 1st major league game (goes 0 for 5)
1962 Isley Brothers release "Twist & Shout"
1964 16th Emmy Awards: Dick Van Dyke Show, Dick Van Dyke & Mary
Tyler Moore
1968 Gateway Arch in St Louis dedicated
1968 Rolling Stones release "Jumping Jack Flash"
1969 "Midnight Cowboy" released with an X rating
1973 George Harrison releases "Give Me Love" in UK
1977 "Beatles Live! At the Star-Club in Hamburg Germany"
released
1977 "Brady Bunch Hour" last airs on ABC-TV
1978 "Star Wars" released
1981 Al Unser becomes 1st Indianapolis 500 winner to be
disqualified
1983 "Return of the Jedi" (Star Wars 3) released
1983 1st National Missing Children's Day is proclaimed
1986 95-year-old woman scores a hole-in-one in Florida
1986 Hands Across America - 7 million people hold hands from
California to New York
1986 Kansas City Royal George Brett gets his 2,000th hit
1989 Weird Al Yankovic records "She Drives Like Crazy"
1992 Jay Leno becomes permanent host of "The Tonight Show"
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ENTERTAINMENT:
Carrie
Underwood’s debut album “Some hearts” has now sold
6 Million copies, only the second female country act to do so.
Lee Ann Rimes is the other.
Rumour: Did the Spice Girls get together in an LA studio for a
reunion cd?
We can only hope then die happy.
Johnny Depp said at the Japan Premier of “Pirates”
that he would consider doing a fourth installment of the
franchise.
He also said that Keith Richard is a “God”. He took to calling
him “two take Keith”
on the set because he came so prepared for his part.
Hugh Laurie “House” is now a
member of the Royal Order of the British Empire,
thanks to Queen Elizabeth.
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