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Thursday-06/28/2007
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IT TAKES ALL KINDS:

A LITTLE JAIL WHOOPIE
You can’t stifle instinct. Inmates in a Scott City, Missouri jail dug
a hole through a wall to allow a female inmate to slide into the next
cell and join a male inmate. Here’s the fun part. The inmates covered
their tracks by covering the hole with pancake batter and toothpaste.
There are now steel plates between cells instead of cinder blocks.


VEGETARIANS LOOK AWAY
Chilean participants celebrated the Guinea Pig festival with fried,
grilled and baked dishes on the menu while celebrants danced in
traditional Andean dress. (note: Guinea Pigs WERE harmed in the making
of this story)

TAX MAN GETS RICH, GETS JAIL
A German tax official who stole more than $230,000 from the state by
inventing taxpayers and pocketing money owed to them. He invented the
taxpayers then claimed their refunds. He now will spend about 3 years in
jail.

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IT TAKES ALL KINDS:

EXPENSIVE POTTY BREAK
A man in Orlando, Florida stopped for a quick pee break by the road. He
forgot to put on his parking brake and the car rolled into a pond.
Apparently a VERY DEEP pond too.  Police sent 6 divers and still
haven’t found the vehicle.

TIME CAPSULE MYSTERY
Yesterday we told you about an Oklahoma time capsule that was opened.
Today’s time capsule news involves a Singapore time capsule that’s
missing.  The time capsule buried in Singapore's main sports stadium in
1970 and containing coins, newspapers and sports memorabilia can’t be
found. They’re tearing down the stadium and building a new one. The
Singapore Sports Council has hired contractors to scour the stadium,
including the VIP car park, for the missing metal capsule, which is
about the size of a suitcase and was buried under the National Stadium's
foundations.

ROWDY KIDS? PROBLEM SOLVED.
Call in Barry Manilow. Sydney, Australia authorities were having
problems with youths gathering near a residential areas with loud music,
noisy cars and generally disruptive behaviour. So police broke out the
Copacabana singer who makes the whole world sing and guess what? The
kids can’t stand him. Cleared the streets and the neighborhood.

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$54 MILLION PANTS SUIT
The judge who brought the lawsuit against the Korean cleaners in
Washington will have to pay. HE had sued after his pants were lost
asking for $67 Million, then lowering his demand to $54 Million. The
judge hearing the case ruled that the plaintiff interpreted the
'Satisfaction Guaranteed' sign unreasonably. The plaintiff was also
ordered to pay court costs and the legal fees of the dry cleaner owners.

STATE SLOGANS:
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Washington: Help! Nerds And Slackers Have Overrun Us!
Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner...

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IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Q: This product is the oldest of it’s kind in America originating in
Waco, Texas in 1885. What was this tasty concoction?
QA: Dr. Pepper, the first soft drink.
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This Day in history: 06/28
1770 Quakers open a school for blacks in Philadelphia
1776 Charleston, SC repulses British sea attack
1820 Tomato is proven nonpoisonous
1838 Britain's Queen Victoria crowned in Westminster Abbey
1859 1st dog show held (Newcastle-on-Tyne, England)
1894 Labor Day established as a federal employees holiday
1918 1st flight between Hawaiian Islands
1919 Treaty of Versailles ending WW I signed
1928 Friedrich Schmiedl attempted rocket mail in Austria (unsucessful)
1951 "Amos 'n' Andy" premiers on CBS TV
1965 1st US ground combat forces in Vietnam authorized by Pres Johnson
1968 Daniel Ellsberg indicted for leaking Pentagon Papers
1971 Fillmore East closes
1971 Supreme Court overturns draft evasion conviction of Muhammad Ali
1973 Lawsuit in Detroit challenges Little League's "no girls" rule
1974 Wings release "Band on the Run" & "Zoo Gang" in UK
1975 David Bowie releases "Fame"
1975 Golfer Lee Trevino is struck by lightning at Western Open (Ill)
1978 UNICEF chooses rock group Kansas as ambassadors of goodwill
1982 Prince Chuck & Lady Di name their baby "William"
1987 Don Baylor sets career hit-by-pitch mark at 244 (Pitcher Rick
Rhoden)
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ENTERTAINMENT

FASHION ROCKS CONCERT
Jennifer Lopez, Fergie, Fall Out Boy and Usher will perform at the
fourth annual Fashion Rocks concert, Sept. 6th Radio City Music Hall.
The program then airs the following night on CBS TV.

CLOONEY AND THE GANG RAISING MONEY FOR DARFUR
George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle and producer Jerry
Weintraub raised $9.3 million for Darfu, most of it during a dinner
during the Cannes Film Festival.

BON JOVI HITS NUMBER ONE
Bon Jovi’s Lost Highway charted number one on Billboards album charts.
The first times since 1988 the group has accomplished that feat.

JOEY FATONE TV HOST
July 10th the former ‘N Sync star will host The Singing Bee, a variety
sing along game coming to NBC. Contestants will try to accurately sing
the lyrics to the most popular songs of all time in a variety of
karaoke-style competitions.

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