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July 10, 1998
HOW NOT TO GET MARRIED
The groom at a wedding in India showed up drunk. His wife to be was not pleased
so she called in police to haul off the belligerent bachelor. The woman then
abruptly married 'another' man who asked her for her hand. We think he's found a new way
for nervous men to get out of marriage :)
PRINCE MEETS OTHER WOMAN
London is all atwitter about the meeting between Prince William and the woman who
Prince Charles has had an affair with for years even while he and Princess Diana were
married.
TOUGH JUDGE
A Los Angeles municipal judge had a defendant zapped with a 50,000 volt electronic
shock because he talked too much. The man was defending himself and continually
interrupted the judge until she ordered the baliff to activate the REACT belt the prisoner
was wearing to shut him up. Normally the device is only used to subdue violent
prisoners.
BIG BREAST ASSAULT
Judge Koch ruled on the People's Court that Tawny Peaks should not be held liable
for injuries a man said he suffered when the toples dancer whacked him on the head with
her 66 DDD breasts. The 38 year old man said it felt like he was hit with two cement
blocks. Sued for $15,000 in medical and mental anguis. Judge didn't buy it. Dismissed !
CUSTOM AND DEA OFFICIALS EMBARRASSED
Back in 1993 US Officials uncovered a 400 foot tunnel under the US/Mexican border
where illegal aliens were smuggled into the US. They sealed the tunnel and went about
their work. Now it's been discovered that the tunnel was re-opened and more illegal aliens
are moving "under" the border. All involved are pointing fingers at everyone
else saying it was "their" job to monitor the tunnel.
NEW MONOPOLY PIECES
Parker Brothers is looking for a new pievce to join the game pieces in the famous
game. Those being considered to join the hat and others are a piggy bank, stuffed
bag o money and a 30's bi-plane. Vote at http://www.monopoly.com.
They've also got a toll free number 1-888-81-TOKEN.
IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION:
Q: In Jackson Mississippi if you want to burn down your house you must first do
what ?
A: Take the top off
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