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AudioPros.com-Free Show Prep
05/17/2007

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Hello AudioPros,

It's been a while since we've sent out AudioPros Free Show Prep, but we're back and will do what we can to bring you some fun topics to add to your show.

 

Enjoy,

Michael Stone

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TURN THAT DOWN

The neighbor's next door "stereo is too loud" argument has been going on for years. Houston, Delaware, man we'll call him Barney V, took first the high tech and then the high volume approach to some serious cranked Bon Jovi at his neighbors abode.

 

Mr. V has been feuding for several years with his neighbors over their loud rock music. So what's his first mode of finding a solution? Invent something!

 

Barney invented a device, which which remotely rendered their stereo equipment useless, pretty sharp cookie eh? But alas the long arm of the law was there to slap down Barney's ingenuity. A judge curtailed the device's use.

 

So what did Mr. V. do? He started writing and performing his own music and not just your average loud music. No, Barney started to experiment.

 

His first piece?

 

"Sonata for Calliope of Truck Horns About to Be Transcribed for Locomotive Horns Opus No. 1". That got the neighbors attention and the issue has been settled peacefully and out of court. Details of the arrangement were not available to this scribe.

 

It does take me back to my early days of composition and of course the famous: "Boston Pots 'n Pans Clanging in D" or the "Dog,Cat fight Aria for bloated Opera Singer", and of course my masterpiece."Baby's Screaming Cacophony Concerto in C sharp".

 

Barney, by the way, lives in a house shaped like a flying saucer. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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LET MOMMY HELP
A German mother KNEW her son wanted to rob a jewelry store. And as mothers do she was worried he might get hurt, so what did Mom do? Drove her son and two accomplices to the bank to make sure there were no glitches. "I knew he wanted to rob the shop and I was very worried about him," top-selling Bild quoted the mother as saying. Three years in teh pokie.
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LOOK FOR THE GUYS WITH ORANGE-BLUE  AND RED LIPS AND TEETH
Cops are trying to track down $250,000 worth of Skittles. The rainbow candies were hijacked by Alan Chavez. Many of the delicious candies were recovered with the truck, but 7 pallets are missing!
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COULD WE PICK UP THE SPEED A LITTLE
You're riding the train on your way to work or wherever, then screech, complete stop. What do ya do? Get out and push. That's what hundreds of Indian passengers did. It took a half hour but they eventually moved the electric train 12 feet so it could touch some LIVE electric lines.
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ON STAR'S GOTTA LOVE THIS...
It took Florida police :56 SECONDS to track down a stolen truck after the owner reported it stolen. 12:05:39 theft reported, 12:06:35 truck found. CASE CLOSED.
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ENTERTAINMENT:
Paris Hilton. 23 days to be served of her 45 day sentence. The hard nosed sheriff in Arizona offered to allow Paris to saty at his Hilton (in the tents) in the desert. LA says no thanks.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are an item. She recently flew to the UK just to see him in concert.

 

Christina Aguilera has been approved for a show in Shanghai, China. The show was in jeopardy because of her "sexy" act.

 

Melinda Doolittle voted off American Idol. Blake Lewis and Jordin Sparks go head to head Tues with results Wed 5/23 in a 2 hour show. The American Songwriting winner song will be performed and released on the finale.

 

Avril Lavigne goes topless in the new Blender.

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