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July 21, 1998
THE SANTA CONVENTION
The annual convention is underway in Copenhagen, Denmark where 120 Santa's have gathered
to discuss Santa related issues including their "padding session". Female
Santa's are trying to get a forum but as one male Santa said, "The women can attend
our meetings as long as they shut up. And the elves must wear long skirts"....OK....
STRESSFUL WEDDING
Here's a story to share with the kids to be. Rafael Pittman fainted at the alter as he was
about to be married to Shelly. The ambulance was called and as he was being transported he
came to and an EMT joked they should get married in the ambulance. The preacher hops in
and voila an ER marriage. The guests missed the ceremony but they did get to attend the
reception with a newly refeshed groom.
ALEC BALDWIN MUST PAY
A jury awarded a paparrazo $6,000 in damages to Alan Zanger for a confrontation he had
with Baldwin as he was trying to film the Badlwin's wife (Kim Basinger) and child coming
home from the hospital. Zanger will only get $4500 because the jury found him 25%
responsible for the incident. Zanger had sued for $200,000 in lost income and emotional
distress.
AND THE HONOR GOES TO ......
No one. No one will host this years Emmy awards. The show airs on NBC September 19th and
no ONE person will anchor thehosting this year as in years past. In case you're
wondering they haven't figure out how to shorten the program, it'll still be FOUR hours.
DON'T DO THIS !
Thomas Lawson was in the back of his pickup truck with his wife driving on an Ohio raod.
Tom was sitting on top of an inflated swimming pool to hold it down. As you have probably
figured out a gust of wind lifted the pool (and Tom) off the bed of the pick up and whoosh
they're outta here. (minor injuries) Lawson's wife was charged with transporting an
unsecured device. Mr. Lawson ? STUPIDITY :)
PAULA JONES NOSE JOB !
The Presidential pursuer has had rhinoplasty to do some work on the country's most famous
schnozola.
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